I receive dozens of unsolicited spam emails daily. I before I trash them, I scan the "Subject:" header for words and phrases with, er..... "poetic potential." I collect these lines and then combine them to form cyber-haikus and unrhymed poems.

The following stanzas and couplets are made up of single, individual "Subject:" lines.

Unedited and unspellchecked, *each* individual line came from a *separate* email header. I didn't alter or rewrite the lines, I just arranged them in the following order.

Here in California we believe that Gold is Where You Find It, sometimes even in the headers of junk email.

1.

Your Limo Has Arrived.
Have you checked your tire pressure lately?

2.

No Time For A Degree? Think Again!
Impress your friends with your new Diploma
Why Bother With Spiritual Communiques?
Pure, Practical Answers Can Be Easy

3.

Check this out
First Kinkade Santa - Hurry!

4.

True Riches...
FREE MONEY
Sound absurd? Hey - it works!
Relax, you are already approved

5.

Say Goodbye to YELLOW, STAINED Teeth!
Your coperation needed
can you dig it?

6.

Hi, My sister told me to email you.
I NEED YOUR HELP
Sometimes I wear a pyjama

7.

Do you know what dogs are really thinking?
Get cellulite free skin!
Seduce Women Now!

8.

Proud American?
FIRE YOUR BOSS....FOREVER!

9.

Snoring?...Heart Attacks! Strokes! Surgeons say YES!!!
Prove Me Wrong!

10.

Hey arnolda ! Get Out Of Debt Now!
Help Wanted - Excellent Pay!
Four Hundred Per Day
Make thousands from home with this solid business...

11.

It's Me ... Hello :o) !!!
Did you know about this?
We Are One!!
Meet me at 7

12.

Do you want to see your neighbor, Naked?
Haven't Seen Anything Like This Before...
You Can Find That Special Someone - Now!

13.

Attention: Seeking Money hungry People!!!!
Get Paid to Shop! Get Paid to Eat Out!
Make $7,000 / Month
Create a PAYCHECK with your COMPUTER

14.

What Will You Do With Better Credit?
Work in Your Underwear! Secrets!

15.

Eat pizza, watch TV ... AND LOSE 22 POUNDS!
Lose 22.5lbs in 3 weeks! Gain 500 Miles
I Lost 44lbs, Found Joy
Size does matter

16.

16 Rasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work!!
I want ot be a model, can you help?

17.

Get Dugs Here!
No Need For a Perscription
Available for Download NOW!

18.

David, claim your lost cash instantly!
David, You May Be Entitled to Unclaimed Funds

19.

jamie look and feel younger
forever young
Feel Good, Look Good, SAVE MONEY!

20.

Attract The Opposite Sex NOW!!
why, why, why jvscoagilqpndea

21.

You've Been Selected!
Your perfect match is here!
You might want this
I will take another toke!

22.

Get paid for what your good at, no limitations ...
David, your opinion could be worth...$1,000.00!
can you loan me your car?

23.

Friend, Tired of Deleting Junk Mail?
Thanks For Requesting More Info

24.

MAKE HE BEG FOR MORE! VIAGRA ONLINE
WOMEN ALWAYS WANT MORE!!!
ACCORDING TO WOMEN MORE IS BETTER!!!
VERY AMAZING SIDE EFFECTS!!!