I receive dozens of unsolicited spam emails daily. I before I trash them, I scan the "Subject:" header for words and phrases with, er..... "poetic potential." I collect these lines and then combine them to form cyber-haikus and unrhymed poems.

The following stanzas and couplets are made up of single, individual "Subject:" lines.

Unedited and unspellchecked, *each* individual line came from a *separate* email header. I didn't alter or rewrite the lines, I just arranged and combined them in the following order.

Here in California we believe that Gold is Where You Find It, sometimes even in the headers of junk email.

1.

Congratulations david You have been Selected
This Email Will Change Your Life

2.

We are desparately looking for 100 lazy people
Be Debt Free while lowing Monthly Payments!

3.

Resources To Conduct Your Own Investigation
See what your kids are doing on the Internet!!!!!!
discount plumming
Thomas Kinkade

4.

Get PAID To SHOP and EAT ! !
48 People Needed! URGENT

5.

Hi,darling
Is the size rite?
Be PROUD in the Change Room!

6.

Find out who...
Could it be you?

7.

Hey Djgordon, it's Erica
STOP Wasting Your Life!
Low rates are still available!

8.

What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Feel Younger!

9.

Hi Jack, Here is my home phone number
Because You Can't Do Business Without It

10.

david,Increase Your Bustline! No Surgery!
jamie,Larger, Shapelier Breast Without Surgery
Yourself from Hackers!

11.

Flea and Tick Season is Already Here!
Instantaneously be a magnet for Women

12.

David - Your Limo Has Arrived.
Increase Your Earning Potentiesl
Get pay up to $40 hr. for shopping
You wanted to make a Quick $100!
David Gordon Your $5000 Paycheck
It's ready now $4,000 to 8,000 BY NEXT WEDNESDAY
Make up to $6000/month working from home
jamie, claim the money you never knew you had