I receive dozens of unsolicited spam emails every day. It's mostly junk mail, but occasionally the Subject Header is memorable and I save it. Here is my 2001 collection.

Each of the individual single lines below is one complete, actual, unedited Subject Header from commercial spam emails received by me June.-Dec. 2001.

I have not altered or re-written the individual lines. I have not changed the spelling or capitalization. I simply arranged and combined the the individual lines into the following poetic order.

    ~ David Gordon

1.

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Dear Future Millionaire:
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Be Your Own Sucess
Move Ahead in your carrer
As Seen on National TV
Work less, make more
Get Rich Quick!!
Keeps the extra cash!

2.

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please attend to this asap

3.

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4.

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INTEREST RATS ARE LOOKING GOOD!
Your neighbors may think

5.

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6.

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7.
Are You Tired Of The.....

Nude Celebirty's ( Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez........)

8.
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Collect-your-Childs-support
Jackie, how in the hell could you do this to me?

9.

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Get your own NEW Mercedes almost for FREE!
Get your own NEW Porsche almost for FREE !!
Achieve comfort debt level

10.

How would you like to be called Reverend?!
STOP SNORING IN YOUR HOUSE IMMEDIATELY

11.

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Find Out What Your Neighbor's Don't Want You To Know!

    - Arranged by David Gordon
   from unedited spam email headers